Archive for the ‘Tv,Movie Reviews’ Category

Talent shows

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

From the history of talent shows in India, we can see the graph that displays the rise of rural and their talents as the urban is too busy with technology, spam and levity of modern age. People lack education and the sham of urban life; however they embark with confidence and display of their respective adeptness. India’s sure got talent, in both rural and urban areas with different set of standards. But how far can you go? Talent is an abuse if you don’t know what to do with it or apply it in some area. We are so media frengy,a crazed nation who doesn’t mind being goofy just to appear on the tele.A melange of good ,bad and ugly.

Uttaran-Colours

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

Let me give you insights on the pre-history of this tragicomic drama.The director/produce of this daily soap was derranged enough to come up with an unrealistic playwrite.They missed their housemaids so much,they dedicated an anserine sudser to all kam-wali bai’s.Points to ponder:If your daddy-dear gives equal importance to the daughter of your bai,will you be okay with that?Social service taken too far…fart,like an undigestable fart.Someone who loved their skivvy so much they actually created a soap.Labour ministry must reward them and make that IFS-maid torturing officer watch this serial.Will you really allow your maid servant to intervene in your life?I don’t think so.Though I know of a few loners who share their secrets with maids,treat them like agony-aunts.However,you wouldnt go to the extent like that of this serial has, in making the housekeeper the real keeper of your house. :P

Very Important Notice :P

Monday, June 21st, 2010

Discovery Channel

Monday, June 21st, 2010

A channel where human beings mostly discover about animals,and other such species :P

Sania Mania

Sunday, April 11th, 2010

Media gets irresponsible per day.They say we’re supposed to get wiser as we grow but thats not the case with media.They lack content,knowledge and intellect to adhere to their original role of what they are supposed to be doing.Rightly depicted in the movie Rann it still didnt pour any sense in them.If they repeatedly harped IIT-JEE-PEE syllabus programs or any such informative programs,we’d prolly produce more number of engineers.Btw how does it effect anybody if Sania mirza wants to marry Shoeb Malik or some Eskimo in Antartica and settle down in timbaktoo…Media,let me tell you such a wannabe and a pestering and imposing,pitiable wannabe.Well not only is it a phoney waiting to be on your face but also insensitive;for instance take the arushi’s case.They have literaly mocked a gruesome,unfortunate incident.They need to get a life!somebody fix this industry for good!!

Raaz pichele janam ka

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

An example of derisory stint from people who are unaffected by the fact that their infancy of having a show based on past life regression therapy has misfired to present the true meaning of such a therapy. We Indians lack intensity, fire, passion and most importantly knowledge and preparation. The fictive storyline behind each contestant is so apparent even bubs can’t be fooled with this dud. What were the makers of this show thinking? They’ll slap a cheap slapdash with an ostentatious host like Ravi and the besotted lady sitting next to the stupid contestants. Who think their past life memories (read scripted memory) will provide a solution to the current fears. What these mediocritic morons fail to understand that your solutions lie in this life, if you use your brain you might find an easy simple solution. They just want to be on the television with their families be it however stupid the show might be. First it was star plus that came up with Sach ka samana and now its NDTVimagine coming up with a show ,showing people imaginary stories and ailment of their scripted past life. Didn’t expect this sort of quality from NDTVimagine lacks imagination and assumes it has foolish audience who will believe into any falderal shown on the tele.

Obama’s displeasing Chinky policy

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Obama has apparantely developed appetite for chinese choupuey to have come up with such a farting policy.If china were the Asian boss,then lot of species would become extinct given to their unprejudiced eating habits,or call it an eating disorder,they eat just about anything.Come to think about,i dont think Obama fully understood what he negotiated with them,esp since their english is so ridiculous.With these habits and lack of  skill to communicate,Obama thinks China can  bring in peace.Theres nothing blissful about such ignorance on his part.So,clearly Obama wants someone who doesnt understand proper english and doesnt spare any living or dead species to form its statuory diet.And he thinks such behaviourism can help in making peaceful decisions.Now,thats is a serious offence to sagacity.I wonder if theres a hidden agenda. [:p] .The U.S president has lost his marbles over chinese chopsuey.

Aishwarya Rai on Oprah Winfrey show

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

If you happen to watch this episode, for a moment you might feel proud that a beauty with brains has put our country on the world map.But then again,its ‘Ash’, baby,so she’s got to bring along with her a fake smile,a fake accent ,a fake attitude and a pansy excuse of a husband who was sitting there still like a domesticated puppy.how sorry I feel for him and her.

Lux perfect bride

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

Is love and marraige a synonymous squander?10 girls get to choose amongst 5 guys.Isnt that height of chauvinism in the age where we ‘boast’ about equality and women’s liberation.come to think about,how can one make a choice;a personal choice, right in front of media.It’s apparent most of the participants want to take home ‘cash’ along with a groom.If this is the foundation of marriage,such an eternal thing called love and togetherness has lost its essence.I think apart from Rumpa and Nanditha nobody was/is genuine.Pooja is smart and glamorous,Priyanka is over-smart and a good actor,whose main goal is to be a perfect bride and win some cash.What is ridicoulsy silly is why would someone sob so much as if acting in a ‘ode to elegy’ just because her pick got voted out;esp when you know you are going to meet them after the show.Priyanka is fake,hence proved.

YSR R.I.P

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

I think it’s about high time we learn to take responsibility seriously,esp when one is assigned to aboard prominent people.The least on could do is do a test drive and make a throrugh check,esp when the weather ain’t very supportive.It’s simple logic and not rocket science to learn to be careful and take responsibity so very precisely.A person who has done good in developing the rural and the destitute,I think thats a genuine effort towards humanity.He’s done his duty by providing the poor with facilities and creating policies for their benifit.May his soul rest in peace.

Roadies in africa

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

Two bald junglees have finally found their true habitat in african jungles.haha.i hope you R.I.P there along with your new branded-brand of loser contentestants.On a positive note,I really hope your use your-twin heads this time too like you created an amazing show like mtv- connected.I hope your twat brains connect this time well and you bring about a proper version of roadies without your raunch from your sore paunch.

Waiting to see the junglees in jungle to do junglemein mangal.HA!