Archive for August, 2009

Roadies in africa

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

Two bald junglees have finally found their true habitat in african jungles.haha.i hope you R.I.P there along with your new branded-brand of loser contentestants.On a positive note,I really hope your use your-twin heads this time too like you created an amazing show like mtv- connected.I hope your twat brains connect this time well and you bring about a proper version of roadies without your raunch from your sore paunch.

Waiting to see the junglees in jungle to do junglemein mangal.HA!

MTV desi Rock on

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

It’s rare phenomena when mtv shows well planned effort in their shows such as fantastic 5,mtv wassup but this show-mtv desi rock on again shows their patented superfluous effort.All the three twats sitting there dont have an iota of sense of ‘Rock’ music and its genres.Do u even know how many genres of rock music exist and the purpose behind their existence.it just aint rythm..Rock music has a diffect perspective in terms of rythm,which these three brainless idiots fail to understand.They want to sing baba black sheep into rock?do u even know what are called ‘ lyrics’ in rock and the significance of lyrics in rock music.Its a shame how people who have training and experience in music insult yet another rhetorical forensic of this genre.Good enough you want desi rock-can work wonders like melodic death metal.but are you yourself clear abt this idea?just sitting there making a fool of yourself and this high-regarded iconoclastic genre.and you want kailesh kher(thatvillage oaf) to judge the rock-rythm and rock aura?HA!A die-hard rock fans like me would find this lame show a spit in your mouth.Understand what you do,genres of music are a work of art,ideology and tremendous amout of hardwork.not to be wasted and kill its beauty by coming up with disorganised,unplanned shows like these.do some research duffers!

India’s got talent

Saturday, August 29th, 2009

Sometimes there’s an exception even when we ‘inspire’ concepts from the west.Though the concept must have been lifted from Britain’s got talent,I think,we as a herd here can provide far more variety and entertainment as compared to just various form of performance arts(dance).Amongst all the lifted concepts,this show has amazing participants from different states and a wide spectrum of spectacular performances.One thinks the kind of discipline it requires to bring out perfection in sometime dangerous acts and performances.Right from Indian gymnastics,to hip-hop of nanasupara,each and every participant was carefully chosen and given a change to display their skill.Amongst all the talent shows,this show has been genuine in choosing contestants and also judging them in each episode.The grand finale in its truest sense made grand by the stupendous performance by prince dance group.

3 cheers and five stars!

Sach ka samanna

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

People who give shit about their privacy and have lost their marbles participate in such lame shows.Its not like an original concept to take pride in its brazenness.Theres a fine like between boldness,courage and stupidity where you put your private,rather intimate details in front of the whole nation.What an utter anserine thing to do.The host is doing a good job,he does his job,but the participants aint doing a good job,they are making a fool of their own existance who probably have not thought about the repurcurssions of such dopey decisions to particpate in such a show.They’d rather bring in politicians,hardened criminals and actors to such shows,it will be more useful and tangy.

Happy b’day Ganesh!!

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

Ganesh aka Lord Ganesh.But we not going to cut cake and blow candles on your b’day coz ,we know you are a veggie and you like diyas and greenery that’s why it always rains heavily on your b’day.I’m sure you’d like us all to enjoy rain dance.

However,all aunties and mommies delight making modak for you and all that aarti.and genx enjoying relishing on it.Its nice how your b’day is celebrated every year,and your grand finale is evern more boisterous.I wish my b’days were also celebrated like this.But for me i’d like only 2 -3 days,you see i’m not a narcissist.Hence grant boons on me,i will not see the moon until tomorrow noon.I also want to become a real,granting boons kind of goddess,coz its just not enough to be a goddess and feel like one but to be a real one that the whole world idolizez and not in metaphoric sense but real sense.

Happy Ganesh chathurthi!Eat modaks and dance in the rains but dont see the moon until tomorrow noon.lol

Swine flu and the media

Monday, August 17th, 2009

A couple of swines flew and brought us the swine flu.Media is all about instilling fear and panic in people(esp the weak minds). if you are a pro blabbermouth you can join media and do your thing such as drugging people with panic and fear of the unknown and exaggerating even what looks remotely insignificant.

The real purpose of media is to provide information/awareness and throw light on unverbalized issues and of course provide quality entertainment.Its a huge platform to do variety of things if done with oh so sincerity.

More than the swine flu if the media stops their innate epidemic nature of bruiting and scandal mongering,it would help the society at large.