Safe Rescue:

1.6th grade-IIT,JEE-PEE-AIEEE,blah Coaching
2.Join Narayana,Govinda,Balaji,Chaitainya Jr.Colleges

3.Toil some more to banish creativity here…thats how it begins
4.Get into O.U,JNTU affiliated colleges;
As if this wasnt enough….
5.Attempt CAT,GRE,TOEFL,GMAT and become a DoorMat.Let these exams walk all over you.
6.Vie for a job in Wipro,Microsoft,(u wudnt prefer google if u are an engg) and stalk all IT firms for fellowship
7.If u think u r worthless enough to get a job or r abs clueless M.S in U.S(aha rhymes)is a safest best.
8.Visit Chilkoor and cajole the God,do 108 rounds to get Visa.
9.Fly.
10.Yet another loser fled.

And what have you achieved end of the day?
1.A low profile job in a U.S bistro,
2.Job insecurity..not all make it.

You might have bigger things and talents that can boost you,care to ponder?naah..lifes all abt high-paid jobs(slavery),chicks and booze.Amen!

Priced conventional Education.

The day we believe this,It’s gonna make a huge difference to our lives intoto.

“Kahlil Gibran

Your children are not your children.
They are the sons and daughters of Life’s longing for itself.
They come through you but not from you,
And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.

You may give them your love but not your thoughts,
For they have their own thoughts.
You may house their bodies but not their souls,
For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow,
which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.
You may strive to be like them,
but seek not to make them like you.
For life goes not backward nor tarries with yesterday.

You are the bows from which your children
as living arrows are sent forth.
The archer sees the mark upon the path of the infinite,
and He bends you with His might
that His arrows may go swift and far.
Let our bending in the archer’s hand be for gladness;
For even as He loves the arrow that flies,
so He loves also the bow that is stable.

To the point,humorous way of presenting news and deriding trivia.thats whats is Mtv wassup Youngistan

Beauty and the geek on Star World.

This is one innovative show where people from two unconnected worlds come together and learn from each other.It is the oddest best.Geeks getting aline of beauty,fashion,presentation etc and the models getting the wind of some brainstorming.Essentially they learn to get Real and come out of their vanity case to learn the essence of learning,lol.Brainstorming along with nerds is a safe haven of balance.

Mtv Splitzville

Here come hackneyed-dim-witted show showing and baring all except display of intelligence.A bunch of clueless S*** trying to impress the degressed road-sidees in the veil of duds oops dudes.People in this country donot know how to use their talent hence find their easy way out through these shows which only do one job of showing their lack of esteem and acuteness.And then the super rib called Raghu enters the show and utters the absurd (expected of his bromidic istyle) “maza nahi aaya” “aab main isme naya twist lana chatahoon”

and in mtv6.0 roadies auditions hes says”Roadies is not about agresstion.ppl come here ane become aggressive”that is the consequence of meeting a barbarian like you.Someone fix this guy,high time!high nuisance.

get a life!What are the creative heads of these channels doing?Blindly listening to Ekta kappor?why dont you rename it to Ekta Plus K-obession channel.The names of all the soap operas are so passe and yammering.It makes me question are we going ahead or stuck up in the past by watching such ***** serials.Is the audience untelligent to watch them or are they making it exclusively for housewives of rural community.Creative heads,thats what they’d like to be called.All these serials are so mediocre that reflects the taste of the channels.

Yet another sucker in the bagwagon.Love stories with corny lines and themes.Do they realise the taste of the audience?Who are their targeted audience?I wonder.

Either the themes are sad,passe ghisse-pitte love stories and the names are ,OMG!!crest-fallen secon-rate or third-rate..

Heres a ridiculous list of hindi-naming convention.it gets worst with sci-fi dubs..

MAIN ABLA NAHIN HOON (1949)(lol) thanks to womens liberation
Keyword Matches: 5; Size: 0 kb; Last Updated: 5 Nov 1999

MAIN AUR MERA BHAI (1961) aaie aiie yaa..
Keyword Matches: 12; Size: 0 kb; Last Updated: 5 Nov 1999
Maa ki Mamta
MAIN CHUP NAHIN RAHUNGI (1986)
Main Chup Rahungi (1962)

Excuse me?Is that a sequel or prequel or equal to harebrained superficial..okay..now i am also losing it.
What is more ridiculous is some websites have their music also available.bad taste Prevails!!
Why do people get such ideas?what inside their brain makes them gets such ‘(i have to create a new words for this)

Mtv Roadies 5.0

Most undeserving retards

A total loser kinda show.Degenerating the intelligence of audience.Raghu and Nikhil found people from small towns from all the people in the world coz natives of metropolitan cities can only stay back and watch the mockery of this show.All the participants this time were big time losers.Apart from Ankita(simran) and sonel . dont think anybody had an iota of individuality.

Shambhavi,Anmol and such cadaverous clan didnt deserve to be on the show displaying skill set of a …well dont make me say it..
The show should be renamed to MtvRoad-sidees.or Mtv-shinanigans.