Archive for April, 2008

Ellen Degeneres

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008


A bohemian host-show.Offbeat in style and concept that lacks the stereotypical check that we view in most of the shows.There’s that unusual unrestrained informality, which appreciatively dearths humdrum of stodgy talk shows .Formal-deficit-order-restraint show.So very Me-ish!No hue and cry like Oprah’s show.I like this better.Free-wheeling in every way ,creates a convivial atmosphere for the audience and the viewers.

One of my wishes is to be on this show,Either as an audience or a Celebrity! :)

Parts of Speech

Saturday, April 26th, 2008

Noun:Name of the attitude you bear:-

sweet(puke,read false),and so you speak half-truth,coz you don’t like to hurt people{reality is,you got no balls to speak your mind!)


making you ‘tense’ consistently.This is neurotic.You punctuate the thoughts in your mind and jiggle.Gives you a ca-ca to keep it straight and simple.

KISS:hats-off to all those to Keep It Simple Stupid!I like and show respect to people who can be upfront even in their grave.

Kid-glove:getting a kid-glove treatment is marking your humility with suave and refinement.Debonair way of life!way to go!

Supercilious:Neither audacious nor well-informed.Typical of a second-rate wanting to be a wannabe.You find this in wanting- to- be- but- not- yet- there-janta who’s so stuck up on a single pattern of cluelessness.

Trance-warmers

Saturday, April 26th, 2008


I almost cried at the end of the movie.I didn’t want them to go.I wish I had a bumblebee with me,makes me feel cute(such a rare phenomena :P ).This is one of my fave movies.I’m a sci-fi buff.

I envisage being surrounded by uber robots and gizmo’s.Wonder what it would be like to owe a space station like Victor Von Doom(guess ,no emotion,takes lot of space to accommodate logic).I like fantastic four as well.Reed and human torch,i like the most. Robots are any day better than human beings.At least they do what they are programmed to do.I like machines,like to work on them.Its so pragmatic.Objects of logic beckon my interest

Story of a bead

Monday, April 14th, 2008


I was born in a sea-shell.In the ocean of notions.You gave me a few names,transforming my true color so that I could camouflage in your artificial world of haves and wonts.You twine me indifferent pattern to solve your purpose of exterior beauty,when you fail to see the Real Me,learn and imbibe the same. I wear out my welcome after a while and you wear me out too.I challenge your desire for vanity.And we all beads sitting together in the same row,giggle and watch your superficial world.

Blurp

My neighboring bead tells me he likes to being green color instead of pink to which I turn green in envy and he too turns green seeing all talent of changing colors.Thus all the beads get high strung and high on changing colors putting a demagogue to shame.Then all of a sudden the third bead from the rear end wants to go and sit inside a shell it seems;remincing infancy;feeling nostalgic.The bead sitting next to it starts farting at the idea coz he has dislike for sharks,they are not so polite it seems.Plus they don’t brush properly all sticky drooping saliva trying to bully with such appearance.The skirmish between the nostalgic bead and the shark-disliking bead creates a tension on the thread they are all twined to.The raiment unable to take their farting debate,decides to break free and liberate them all.The stoical thread,does not like naive debates creating such a tension.It likes harmony and peace and thus undoes all the other silent and not so silent beads.The threads slips down to release them all and takes a beauty vacation.The beads rolling on their stomach fall on the floor.Some happy,some confused,some dumb,some numb,some indifferently delirious.A few happy ones find their destination,free from bondage.The others not knowing what to do sit there and watch thinking someone will come and pick them up and twine back into another thread,what an expectation!Mortal of the story…don’t hold on too long,it creates tension and you finally have to break away having no other choice.Hence stay together and be happy Lekin tension nahi deneka!!

Kareena and Saif

Friday, April 11th, 2008

She’s smolder and hes older!
Kareena and Saif.Give them a break ppl.Are they really worth this kind of attention or are you already drained of Bachchans?

Do you really care if they if they are really in love?The media’s got no other news really.Why do u care if they hold hands or do whatever.One is under-weight and the other is over-aged.Quite a combination,really.The kapoor sisters are classic examples of making the wrong choice all the time,but their optimism is ridiculously admirable.Maybe they both have a thing for married men.You don’t want to learn from mistakes coz committing them on and on gives them some thrill.This is a weird OCD of wanting to be incorrigible all the time.

Tell me which part of swindling is aristocratic ?or swindling per se is aritocratic?
You can create a new lexicon for snobs,head filled with moss.
Like we didn’t know from day one poor Shahid is going to be dumped!one day.lol poor little naive.

BTW why is bollywood such a wannabe?

Change Hydie Change

Friday, April 11th, 2008

Paragon of frump Fashion

20th Century fashion of HYD

Care to change?is that wht you’d call fashion?

Dont you fret about your pathetic asthetic sense of nonsense?

Statistics say more than 70% of youth still wears this kinda garb.Is that frump-o-mania or what?!dont cost much to look good,but my eye hurts seeing somthing like this.
It’s been how many years since Hydie has inhabitants?how many decades?then how come yellamas and those types of pseudo carriers of traditions still exist?why are they still existing in the same form and shape.Why didn’t it occur in their minds to CHANGE.

Do you really think being a yellama and a bhenji is actually being traditional?do you really think?

In my view I like to strike a balance.Aping those phirangis intoto is also being a pseudo.coming back to yellamas.wearing all those parachute-chameli ka tel kind plaids and tying ribbions.You still find these frumps around.

FASHION POLICE-eliminate them!

RED ALERT!

Let me define yellama fashion of Hydie

  1. Bindi and gajjlu(anklets) ,tight-plaid on jeans and t-shirt.
  2. Bling-bling on cotton skirts with floral printed ballon-sleeved top.
  3. Discussing ekta and etv serials
{ barf-bag,please!}

Is this how you define fashion?

Pls if you have some respect for this city,either relocate or change your ‘ISTYLE’

smajhe bhenjis?!