Big Boss5
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- confession room or toilet seat?
Deliberately controversial.They intentionally choose people linked to some kind of criminal background and expect what from auidence.Nikita Biswas,the worlds dummest girl who thinks Charles Sobraj is innocent..was the house guest amongst other participants.Will they call kasab’s relatives in their next season..oh,but they already invited his lawyer.Surprisingly Shakti Kapoor talks sense most of the time.However,sleaze and sensibility is a weird combination.Thats why housemates are hellbent on letting him stay in his room,wonder why 
.Like they were waiting for him to say he wants his room and that was a sense of relief prolly that he wouldnt share the same space as others in the dorm.What a motley crew from transvestites to scandulous people.Violent tempermant and manipulation is the order of the day.
Pooja Bedi is a pawky hag whose consistant griping over Pooja Mishra isnt going to do any good to her either.What is ridiculous is shes a divorce and has a column where she advices people about relationships.Talk of irony!Now we all can see through her mordant person that is only focused on gnawing Pm’s image.Seriously,if you dont like somebody’s attitude how hard is it to ignore that person and stop giving them any attention?Instead she doesnt leave a single opportuinity to bad mouth Mishra girl.No matter how belligerent and blistering is her way of talking and behaviour,Mishra doesnt gossip and backbite as far as obeserved till date.An anger management would do good to her as she doesnt know how to express and deal with her anger boiling from inside and takes a ugly form on the outside.Nobody is every interested to understand an angry person no matter how genuine they are as individuals.Thats the way of the world.
Laxmi,omg..why does she clap so much,dont her palms ache?its just too much.We could atleast say that Sameer Soni was one genuine contestant in last season,however this time theres not a single person worthy of being called genuine.What is more funny is everybody wants to show off they have a class,esp during a heated altercation.Really,nobody gives a rats arse to care about your classiness.And to think about,people who really do have one,dont have to explicitly prove it or say it,it shows.Who isnt double faced?for whatever reason being upfront about every insignificant thing is some kind of abnormality.Sometimes one has to be diplomatic to avoid predicament..so that doesnt not make you double faced or escapist.However being assertive when required is different from being hyper-reactive for every itsy-bitsy thing.Whats the point of putting someone under the radar when people are different from each other.Accept them or ignore them,bitching about people is like wasting lot of energy.But then they dont have intenet or tv they dont have a chance to be i guess.The concept is a little stretched to bring theirs wits out,and is unfair.given extreme situations anybody could react.
Raageshwari is the fakest.Over sweetness and politness is always a sign of disingeniousness.Always politically correct and spineless.Mandeep is better than everybody else.Doesnt bother about make-up,is not all that made up.who wouldnt like a down to earth person?thats rhetoric.Shraddha sharma is both assertive and dumb.Amar Upadhyay is the mirchi of bb5.Likes to instigate ppl coz he wants to have fun and is upfront about it.
The most invisible particpant in bb5 is ‘energy’.Everbody talking about this energy like they are experts at aura-reading.Spirituality gets bleached when gossipmongers talk about negative energy and its effects.Vida is okay,but what is an Afghan doing in an Indian show?Indian nationality is not a pre-requisite,so it seems.
The biggest ass**** is Big Boss himself,choosing hooligans and goons and creating a ruckus.The interiors of bb5 resemble indian toilet bowl.The interior designer must have been feeling shitty given the concept and crappiness of the show.In confession room,esp,it looks like they are sitting inside the toilet bowl talking sh**.I think its very symbolic or is this symbolism intentional?
Salman doesnt make a good host.It looks like some yobbo was picked from the streets and given an opportuinity to host a show without any panache.It looks like watching a roadside show when he’s talking.Sanjay Dutt is better but his dressing,omg.He looks terrible in denims esp the faded blue colour.He should prolly try to wear a slimfit harem or jodhpuri.He has a good personality,european touch of fashion will do wonders to his image.
P.S:if bb5 insists on ‘Hindi’ to such a great extent that they get ripped for doing that,then why is the name of the show in English?this is heights of hypocracy.They should also call it Bade Saab or something like that instead of ‘Bigg’ Boss.and then the added extra ‘g’ to the ‘big’ spelling for some pansy numerological effect.
Vaishali Adwant @ October 14, 2011
India’s Most Desirable
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look at her fishcut skirt and fullhands blazer,a fashion disaster
Theres sure one lady in the whole wide world obessesed with ‘White’.I say this show is bordering tolerance with her superficial accent puffed with overblown convoluted conduct.Give it a break ,lady.And to add to that her backbreaking attempt to look yound in fish-cut skirts that donot suit her at all.In full shot when she appears with her garb,she looks like an old hag trying very hard to look young.Not to mention the preposterous hamming of ‘kiki’ is enough to cause mortification of one’s acuteness.The concept of the show per se is interesting with each round quite charming only if Simi stops overdoing whatever the hell she is doing.One thing that I really like is the authenticity she bring out of her guests.Now thats a paradox..I still wonder how Sonakshi Sinha is india’s most desirable with tanned skin,terrible english and behaviour of an upstart.If you really have values of a plain-jane9which i’m sure is a good thing),why dont ya try something truly brainaic,glamour aint for you baby.Abhay Deol’s was one of the most amusing episodes.Glad to know about this unconventional boy with unconventional looks.Over all a good show sans the kiki and Simi’s uber superficiality,the skirts that make the otherwise stylish Simi very dowdy and hand-me-down.She rther wear pants or knee-length skirts and not full length skirts.Pearl white and full length fish cut skirts suit only the hourglass figure and not Simi Aunty with some body fat,trying so hard to imbue the british styliziation.And seriously,doesnt she have any other colour nail polish except red..what so ever happened to good old experimenting?One of the other interesting bits is we get to see the ‘real’ side of celebraties than the ‘reel’ side.so….its okiezeya!!
How can you recognize Simi Aunty from a distance?
Its easy-white apparel,red lip rouge,red nail enamel,silver eye shadow just below the eyebrows…and heavy duty superficial attempt at accent.
She is also apt to train call centre employees in voice modulation and intonation.Most importantly I think the world-famous-in-india celebrity Mr.Govind Tiwari can take lot of tips from her to grace his world-famous blog .More than auidence watching this program I think Mr.Tiwari can watch and learn.
Vaishali Adwant @ July 26, 2011
Highway on my Plate
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For all those backpackers,this show is a boon.Long bike rides or just crusing around in the greens while stopping for a good desi food.This is a very unique concept for a show that doesnt require a huge budget to beckon large number of auidence.Rocky and Mayur visit most of the travelling destinations and give the eateries ratings based on their set parameters.Both vegans and non-vegans can get an idea about ‘where to eat’ while hiking.This show sworn to the hikers for the hikers and by the hikers.A free-and-easy style of bantering about any place and its eatery for anytime of the day.Rightly named ‘highway on my plate.’Watch this show and nextime around,whenever you go on a hike,you know where to stop and have ‘lazzatdar’ easy on your pocket meal.
Vaishali Adwant @ January 28, 2011
F.R.I.E.N.D.S
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A show that one can never get bored of and is probably the only program that is franchised by very many english channels on the tele.On a sunday,when you just want to relax and prolly just watch this show with a sip of hot chocklate or something like that.Friends make a huge difference in our lives.They do shape our lives in queer ways.It would be a wish-full thinking to have a family of friends just as this show.If-Ifs and buts were to be given a day and in this case more than a decade to live,we’d all be living rewarding lives enriched with amazing friends,always there all the time.When people from different backgrounds come together and live together,it creates a fantastic realistic living paradise.Each character is so carefully carved and depicted its just fun to watch.When something has had such a legendary success,a phenomena that stands-out all by itself,shouldnt be copied into and made a cheap slapdash like a program on ‘Channel-V’ here.Classics shouldnt be touched,cant be.They stay on the zenith and throw humorous tid-bits as this show does.No matter how many ever times one watches this show,one doesnt feel the humour is ever insistent.Chandler bing and joey can thrown auidence in splits in matter of no time with their timeless comedy.Phoebe’s caricature quirky and honest to the point of being witty.Not a single moment dull or wittyless.Impeccably ironic,sarcastic and funny in its own way.This show for sure rocks for every bite of its comical tid-bits.Can there ever be another Mr.Bing or Joey tribianey or a Racheal,Monica,Ross or a Phoebe?..I’d say no…and with a smug.
Vaishali Adwant @ January 25, 2011
Roadies 8 -the lmao hellraisers
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Like koffee with Karan this show is hackneyed.Banal twists and blustering are their only cliche they hang on to, in-order to survive in the minds of unlettered youth.Their theme song is as ho-hum as the show perse.They want to make abusing legal,looks like that’s their intrin-’sick’ motto;and this time around,they have Ran-Vijay(oh poor little VJ!:( ) to join the ill-bred predilection.Little advice for ya,mate….esp since you come out to be more humane as compared to your tonsured confrères.Run-Vijay-Run,before your brain cells get influenced by the demented personified.What is so apparent,unfortunately,this time around too;is that the participants with no calibre/talent tend use ‘humility’ and ‘honesty’ as a tool to enter the show.This has always been the case,however,this time around ‘bromidic usage’ of these qualities that have esscence of a certain standing in human life is exploited to a great extent.When Raghu-Rajiv are so superfilious about their infantile reflexes of anger and toughness,why wont the participant follow suite.Infact they have a problem with studs..coz they weren’t and arent studs and cant be even if they try.They cry out the word called ‘individuality’ when they themselves are supposed to do some soul-searching.These kids,i bet had a very sorry teenage life and it shows how they take their angst out on the participants to compensate for what they have been missing..A***** with all sorts of complex mental disorders think the idea of raising hell is something that do something for the youth?Are we really a foolish auidence to give-in to the fetid-fantasies of growling fool?Shouldn’t the young be encouraged to watch programs like ET now where Entrepreneurship is encouraged?We are what we choose to be.Either you can choose to be a roadie or a progressive mind.Now that choice is yours!
Vaishali Adwant @ January 25, 2011
Rock on …on mtv rocks all boats of mediocrity
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Desi Torture begins on 27th nov along with musicians who I bet have not idea about Rock music that has come a long way to become a cult.Rock music is such an archetype cult, portmanteuing a desi twist to Rock can only add an insult to the injury.And what do the contestants perform?….bollywood numbers with some guitars and drums and call that sort of belching cocktail, desi rock.Its a horror show,its has its original potential to even scare Ramsay bros with its horrendous antics and contestants.The icing on the cake is the hippie from Indian ocean Rahul Ram…rama rama…what a choice.Atleast I have some respect for Pritam,he has composed tasty music in the past and still continues to do so.But the hippie is such a hurried choice in the whirlwind.MTV has become a melange of the good, bad and ugly.The good is jose’s brief,creative mtv ads and logos,mtv girls night out(full marks),bad is patented to ‘making the cut,splitzvillas’ and ugly is propritored to ‘rock on’(even the name of the show is not original and they want to judge an original genre such as Rock music).Tera kya hoga re kalia?Rahul ram belongs to the ghetto where he can play his trash guitar to all those destituate kids,or even better join the bandwagon of Himesh Reshmiyaa,atleast truck-drives listen to his music.Prolly he can learn something from him to get atleast some kind of audience.We,in this country,have potent latent potential and talent which is abused by such mediocre shows as we are so soaked in mediocrity,our conscious beats to think of high-standards as acceptable.We are so used to thinking that masses are more acceptable than class.Innovation is revered in the west,infact only originality is accepted there and all we do is copy their music when we are gifted with ming-boggling classical music which I’m sure a metalhead growler cannot simulate.But all they do is bring in bollywood as compared to the evergreen classical music.Out of tune singing of contestestants in the name of giving it a Rock twist is just ridiculous.Rock,heavy metal and all of its subgenres aint tuneless.They are created keeping in mind an ideology the band strongly believes in and follows through.Rock music is an expression with strong intent as opposed to tuneless,shamless slapdash imitation of delusional idea of what it is..as demoed in this show.
Mtv better do their homework before abusing the worlds most revered genre such as Rock \m/ else they’d rather ‘Rest In Piece.!
P.S:I’m drenched in this genre of music so deeply and I feel so strong ,I cant see it go wrong!
Vaishali Adwant @ December 10, 2010
Koffee with Karan-season 3
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How much can you gossip?an hour, max.The fancy-pants,anile gossip monger on the couch with ouch celebrities and the patented questions.An hour of fakeness,vanity and cookie-cutter trademarked questions and assonant cheesy answers of the ouch on couch celebrities.’What would you do when you are stuck up in a lift with—’.Really,if its a bad tropical summer and you had a bad hair day,do you really want to get stuck up with someone in a lift?..Just call the lift man,you can chose a better place to date,instead of being so stuck up.somebody prepper up and ‘uplift’ the standards of shopworn questionnaries of rapidfire round.No fire in rapidfire.Stagnation is so classified when you watch this show.Karan johar sure is,stuck up on these questions.Really,nothing changes on koffee with karan.I thought only wannabes spelt spellings like that ‘koffee’.ha!Same old coffee mugs,same set.Nothing every changes on this set,not even the candy-coated sissy host.First it was simi garewal making everybody sob and now its karan fogging reality and imagination.Can anybody get the real person out of their celebrity status on a talk show.gup-shup is so tacky and limited in significance.Why dont you just press f5 and refresh?wont be pushing too many buttons..
Vaishali Adwant @ December 10, 2010
Masterchef-India
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We have the knack of plagarizing any good concept from the West and customize it to the taste Indian audience.This show however,is not a bad show at all.To all the foodies,this show has sumptuous,innovative recipes on their platter created by the contestants.Every challenge is unpredictable,interesting and unique.Each contestant is first taught to create a receipe before they contest to create and showcase the same in a given time frame.Its interesting to see the remarkable perfection, innovation and presentation of the delicacies for which they are voted.How thoroughly can you savour those culinary moments,esp when you are venturing in this arena for the first time?Its awe-inspiring to see the devotion,focus and yearning to finery and finnese the contestants delineate in this reality show.This reality-cooking-competition has made a neat attempt to suit the indian auidence,incorporating,mostly Indian dishes.The show is judged by Kunal Kappor,Chef of Leela Kempinsk,Gurgoan and Ajay Chopra,the famous chef of Oberoi hotels and Our very own hero-Akshay Kumar.Cooking is an art;requires right amount of condiments in the right quantity to pamper your taste buds.A well made cuisine is alluring to senses what maquillage does to linements.
Vaishali Adwant @ November 15, 2010
Emotional atyachaar-UTV Bindaas
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How far can you go,out of your desperate need to prove that your are innocent/stupid and the other person is guilty.Isnt there a better alternative than spicing up your personal life till it stinks like a fart on the screen.Cannot you plain hire a detective to know about your beau’s whereabouts in the long-term relation instead of advertising your foolishness?But naah..I waana prove to the world how innocent/ignorant and stupid I can be.Everybody sails through the same boat when a long-term relation starts to drive you crazy,but you want to make it public?Is it good for you and your family and the other person’s family?Why do you want to hurt their feelings?If their family has to know,they will know and there’s a thing about people who cant be honest-even their families cannot mend their ways,so whats the point.Aise logoen ko zindagi thappad marti hai,so dont bother so much.Theres no point getting worked-up when the other person is not honest.
True love perse is not an easy journey.You have to kiss a few frogs…depending upon the extent to which you are naive and gullible.Pain is good,it teaches you to have realistic expectations with regard to any relation.So I say,I you are hurt at any point of time,dont regret,or fret..let it pass,sail through.Fully experience the pain and let go.You,yourself will find a new avenue and feel insync with the world around you.You will learn to live!However ostentatious or fictitious this show may appear,it certainly is an eye-opener for everyone be it a guy or a girl.It throws in light never to blindly trust and have realistic approach.Have head over heart if you want to save yourself from the cycle of pain-learn-gain.
Vaishali Adwant @ October 25, 2010
Mtv-Girls night out
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ab phategi!!after a long haitus Mtv is back with top-drawer shows.Girls night out is so offbeat and dare-devil in itself and spine-chilling to watch.Getting a realistic glimspe of the paranormal with real-time experience is something else.3 girls where one is a believer,the other non-believer and the remaining one is sceptic about the existance of ghosts are sent into three different directions where each type of individuals records their paranormal experience.Sometimes turth is more sacrier than superficial drama with odd ghostly faces.Ghosts donot have a face.They have presence which can only be felt and experience.Do u believe in the paranormal?
Vaishali Adwant @ October 20, 2010
Big Boss 4-the lair of felons
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Big Boss-4 did start with a desi twist taking in our very own Sallu bhai as the host along with his antics.However,there are 8/14 controversial people and a few people from our ‘friendly’ neighbourhood.Didnt they find anybody better than people like Kazmi to contest this show.Wonder if TRP is the new essence of patriotism.That for the love of TRP one can even invite traitors like kazmi.They say they have come to the show to clear some air,but farts-let me tell ya,nobody has the time or inclination to worry about yer past/present/future.Truth is jobless people in the film/tv industry enter this show or rather reality shows in the desperate need to get noticed and hence find some work.Atleast Eight contestants have some or the other controversial/dark background linked to them.Cant say what it can fetch them,however this season of big boss 4 has more number of people with some kind of criminal background hovering them,leave alone a dark past.Its scary to live in a house,housing so many criminals.I’m hoping,Sameer Soni,the smart kid,wins the show.He looks like a winner already.
Its seems like a diabolic lair of felons.Is that why they chose Salman khan to host the show?The actor with a controversial past to host a show full of controversial people.Is it symbolic?
Vaishali Adwant @ October 5, 2010
